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HEADline! Ayooooooooo!
I am tired, semi-hungover, and semi-drunk. Sunday March 23rd So for starters today we got some action uptown for ya’ll at what is likely the only bar really worth going to in this neck of the woods,...
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The Beginning of the week BUMP!
So I think I’ve somewhat recovered from my devastating birthday hangover. My brain is still pretty soggy though so expect several mistakes this week! Not that mistakes are really out of the ordinary...
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WWW.GOLDIEHAWNNUDE.COM
Whoa nelly am I feelin’ rough! Who in their right mind thinks it’s a good idea to have free whiskey events? I feel like my head is splitting in two! Free whiskey will be the death of me. Fortunately I...
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MEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOW!
As usual I will be presenting this week’s write up to you while being hungover. I was at Mr. Joshua Styles big birthday bash last night at Grand Victory and I think I may have celebrated Josh’s...
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A triple holiday!
Wow! What a whammy of a holiday! How does one celebrate the birth of Christ AND Hitler AND 420?!? That’s a lot for one day to handle! A day that just about anyone can get excited for. Perhaps today...
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DOOPTY DOO DOOOOOOOP
For once there’s actually not a lot of action going on for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Finally! A quick and easy write up. Been waiting for one of these for months! So here’s the happenin’ haps...
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It’s a beautiful world!
TOO MUCH SHIT THIS WEEK! NO TIME FOR FUCKIN’ CHIT CHAT! Sunday May 4th So over at Union Pool they appear to be spicing things up a bit and have a guest DJ. Andy and Dave will be there as usual too. So...
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Happy Mothers Day, ya’ll!
So the past few Saturdays have been pretty strange. Last Saturday I encountered a crazy bum walking in front of where I work doing a quick costume change from wearing a pirates hat to a dirty sailors...
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Lazy ass post!
Monday May 26th There ain’t much going on for Monday and Tuesday. Gonna make this shit quick! Now Avi Spivak has had a Monday night residency at Ace Hotel this whole month and I kept forgetting to put...
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NEWMAN IS ALIVE! FUCK YOU INTERNET!
Oh for christ sakes! Another god damn death hoax! Quit toying with my emotions you lousy no good filthy internet terrorists! Know your boundaries! Don’t fuck with Seinfeld! I’d like to inform you all...
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